Ecco qui un po' di quotes...alcune prese un po' a caso tra le mie preferite
Sono in inglese, se qualcuno le volesse tradotte, mi faccia sapere

Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?
Ross: Well, then who was on my bed?
Monica: Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ross: No! No! No!
Monica: Yes!
Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
Monica: I WAS the pile of coats! You were my midnight mystery kisser?
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?
Chandler: What did I marry into?

Chandler: Well, if I were a guy...
[Everyone stares at him.]
Chandler: Wait. Did I just say "If I were a guy"?

Chandler: Oh, man - in my next life I'm coming back as a toilet brush!

Phoebe:(con accento francese) Neslay Toulouse.
Monica: Nestle Toll House?
Phoebe: You Americans always butcher the French language.

Rachel: Okay! I was thinking if it's a girl, how about Sandrine? It's French.
Ross: Huh. That's a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent.
Rachel: Okay fine, what do you have?
Ross: Well, OK, it's for a boy. Well, I know it's a little out there, but…Darwin.
Rachel: Wow, oh my God, our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard.
Phoebe: Yeah, by Sandrine.

Chandler: I can't believe you didn't tell me! You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty!
Monica: Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass!

Phoebe: Ross, why are you all hot and sweaty?
Ross: I just Bamboozled Chandler!
[Monica looks confused.]
Ross: Which isn't a sexual thing.

Joey: I'm a Tribbiani, and this is what we do! I mean, we may be not great thinkers, or world leaders, don't read a lot, or run very fast... but damn it, we can eat!

Chandler: My dad slept with Mr. Gribaldi!
Monica: Who's Mr. Gribaldi?
Chandler: DOES IT MATTER?

Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing... Your parents never gave you a chance.

Joey: Fine! No one ever listens to me! If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside!

Joey: Think about it... You're 18, she's 44. When you're 36, she's gonna be 88!
Frank Buffay Jr.: You think I don't know that? (SPLENDIDA! )

Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay! If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!

Chandler: [To Joey who's removing his tie] Would you put that back on? Monica's gonna be here any minute!
Joey: But it hurt's my Joey's Apple.
Chandler: [frustrated] Okay, for the last time. It's not named for each individual man.

Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
Chandler: No.
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents!

Joey: So, what, you just want to stay here and wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Ross: Yeah. I mean, this guy could be my baby's stepfather.
Joey: They go out on one date and you worry about her marrying him? He's not you.

Rachel: I don't want my baby's first words to be "How You Doing"

Ross: If you're going to call me names, I would prefer Ross, the Divorce Force. It's just cooler.

Joey: Is Phoebe here with the cab yet?
Chandler: Yeah, she brought the invisible cab. Jump in. (I Love Chandler)

Monica: Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex until the wedding.
Ross: A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America

Joey: What are you doin'?
Rachel: Moving a chair so I can have a place to sit?
Joey: No, no, Rosita does not move.
Rachel: As in... what?
Joey: As in... Rosita does not move!
Rachel: Why not?
Joey: 'Cause she is in the equal distance from the kitchen to the bathroom, and she is at the perfect angle so that no glare is comin' off Stevie.
Rachel: Stevie, the TV?
Joey: Is there a problem?

Monica: I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals.
Chandler: Before or after you're executed by your own troops?

A presto il seguito...scusate per l'uso sossessivo di questa faccina ( ) ma non se ne può fare a meno

ma come ti capisco con quelle faccine xD
Volevo proprio chiederti di mettere qualche quote


no comment XD Povero Ross XD

Anche questa me la ricordo bene la scena




Edited by ThomasLang - 15/1/2009, 12:12

ANCORA!!


Mrs. Green: [looks out the window] Oh my God, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Rachel: Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.

Chandler: Richard's really nice and everything, uh… It's just that we don't know him really well, you know, and plus, he's, you know… old.
[Monica glares at Chandler.]
Chandler: …-er than some people. But, uh, younger… than some buildings!

Chandler: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y'know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies! Kids won't walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!

Chandler: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. "Oh, no! Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!"

Joey: It just seems so futile, you know? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Chandler: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.

Ross: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
Chandler: Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.

Richard: It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends. They don't start sentences with, "You know who just died shoveling snow?"

Rachel: Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are here?
Chandler: Well, we could count again.

Joey: Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna… pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.

Joey: Okay, buddy boy, here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Oh, my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando! (Una delle mie scene preferite di SEMPRE )

Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!

Joey: So you just left? Her place was really that bad?
Ross: You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day? Well, like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time and garbage is all that has survived!

Ross: And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.